
Big Foot, a legendary man/beast has finally been taken down. Two Georgian (not the country) men have claimed to have shot the legend dead. They will hold a press conference Friday...
Things Big Foot Could Have Excelled In
1. WWE Wrestling- Big Show? Fuck that.. enter Big Foot the 800 pound, 8 foot tall man beast.
2. NFL Tight End- Antonio Gates, Tony Gonzalez, and Jason Witten wouldn't have shit on an 8 foot target with blazing speed.
3. NBA Center- Shaq and Yao Ming would not want to lay a hand on this sweaty ball of fur in the paint.
4. Dr.Dre's Next Rapper- Eminem, 50 Cent, The Game, Bishop Lamont... Ill Foot? No Doubt he would release a classic with Dre behind the boards..